Squeaky Clean

Tonight we were giving the girls a bath. Elle said, "I have to go pee pee!" Then, she sat there a few seconds and said, "Now I don't have to go anymore." Uh oh. Everyone out of the tub.



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  1. AnonymousDecember 6, 2019 at 6:04 PM

    so hot, I just wish I could drink your daughters lovely warm, tasty pee straight from her pu--y then lick it clean

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  2. AnonymousApril 6, 2020 at 4:00 PM

    my name is Manuel Pedorera and I am the owner of the previous comment. on behlaf of my lawyers i am advised to characterize the previous comment as a joke. I am in no way a pedophilia

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  3. AnonymousApril 7, 2020 at 3:11 PM

    my name is jayden marcel and i approve the first message
    up boated

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2023 at 2:29 PM

    and then when she is completely naked with me and then I’ll will bring a piece of candy in the bathroom with me while she is sitting on the toilet and then when she tells me she is done using the bathroom and then I’ll will lean her over and then I’ll will grab a piece of toilet paper and then I’ll will wipe her butt and then I’ll will ask her if she wants a piece of candy and then I’ll will give it to her if she only lets me touch all of her private parts when she is in the bathroom with me completely naked and does she like candy like smarty’s

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