For those of you who don't know me as well as others, today's post is totally tongue in cheek. I try not to excuse myself from responsibilities. However, IF I was needing an excuse.......
"Why aren't you ever on time anymore?" I have 3 kids.
"Why is the house still a wreck?" We have 3 kids.
"Why does the car smell like rotten potatoes?" We have 3 kids.
"Why can't you volunteer to stuff hundreds of envelopes?" I have 3 kids.
"Why does your hair smell like bacon grease?" I have 3 kids.
"Why do your legs look like hairy apes?" I have 3 kids.
And my personal favorite:
"Why is the whole pan of peach pie gone?" We have 3 kids.