Wednesday, July 13, 2011

I Have 3 Kids


For those of you who don't know me as well as others, today's post is totally tongue in cheek. I try not to excuse myself from responsibilities. However, IF I was needing an excuse.......

"Why aren't you ever on time anymore?" I have 3 kids.
"Why is the house still a wreck?" We have 3 kids.
"Why does the car smell like rotten potatoes?" We have 3 kids.
"Why can't you volunteer to stuff hundreds of envelopes?" I have 3 kids.
"Why does your hair smell like bacon grease?" I have 3 kids.
"Why do your legs look like hairy apes?" I have 3 kids.

And my personal favorite:

"Why is the whole pan of peach pie gone?" We have 3 kids.

Genius!

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