Friday, January 21, 2011
I Can't Believe This!
Ever noticed how parenthood is a steady stream of, “I can’t believe this.”? I can’t believe I have to fish a metal heart out of a toilet filled with hours old pee. I can’t believe my toddler just kicked me in the teeth. I can’t believe I’m having to use a toothpick to clean throwup out of a carseat buckle. I can’t believe my toddler has attracted the attention of 6 people in Banana Republic who think she’s lost when in fact, she’s having a fit under the clothes rack.