Saturday, January 22, 2011


Feeling bored? Here's a fun new activity to try: Jump in the shower. Realize you need a new razor. Jump out and while searching for it, knock a full bottle of PLUM nailpolish out so it breaks all over your white tile floor, toilet, door and walls. Spend the next 25 min. crouching in your birthday suit with acetate scrubbing the bathroom while your toddler stands behind you chanting, "What do, momma? What do?"

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